One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water
Hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years,
And he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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Love is not measured by Hugging Kissing & sex.
It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting a person with open legs closed eyes & wet lips saying Push it more.
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Teacher: Zimmedari kya hoti hai ?
Student: Madam agar apke blouse k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo aati haius ko Zimmedari kehte hai.
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Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity she wants to wear a bra...
When a boy attains maturity he wants to remove that bra.....
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If your boss says: Nothing is impossible ask him to wear a condom after sex.
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