Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!”
I thought u really LOVE me.
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad NE mujhe Kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table Nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko Kaunse tables aata hai
Dali NE dali par nazar dali,
Kisi NE is par dali,
Kisi NE uspar dali,
Hum NE jis par nazar dali,
Uske baap NE uski
Shaadi kahin aur kar dali
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